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*** 7 Things that scare you...

1. I FEAR NOTHING! Just joking.
2. Seeing the one I love harmed or threatened, etc.
3. Those suspicious teens on the corner over there.
4. Chaos.
5. Christine.
6. Several of my personalities.
7. Dying before accomplishing my goals in life.

*** 7 Things you like the most...

1. Christine.
2. Law and order (not the TV show, although it is well done).
3. Bureaucracy.
4. Gilbert Huph (Bob's boss, the bureaucrat in the Incredibles)
5. Oblivion (the game).
6. Tyrants, despots, oppressors, emperors etc.
7. Chemistry.

*** 7 Things you don't like...

1. Chaos.
2. Rebels.
3. Nature
4. Those suspicious teens on the corner over there.
5. Most things/people.
6. Tony Hawk.
7. Mark Hammil; worst actor ever (Luke Skywalker)

*** 7 Important things in your room...

1. Stuff Christine gave me.
2. My suits, dress shirts, etc.
3. My longsword (I'll show those hippies whose boss!).
4. Soon enough, my office supplies.
5. My computer (I'd die without it) and games.
6. CD/DVD collection.
7. That map from the 1600s

*** 7 Random facts about you...

1. I'm in love.
2. I'm gay (not really).
3. I hate nature.
4. I call Christine a Crazy Cracker (Who has the paler skin?)
5. I mantain a 4.0 GPA.
6. I hate being tagged.
7. I'm lawful and evil, which makes me a tyrant and bureaucrat.


*** 7 Things you plan to do before you die...

1. Get married to the one I love.
2. Become a bureaucrat or a CEO of an insurance company.
3. Go to college.
4. Totally annihilate all of nature (except me and the one I love)
5. Call Christine a Crazy Cracker again.
6. Have a cloned army of myself.
7. Eat an infant.

*** 7 Things that attract you to the opposite sex...

1. Do I have to answer? Fine.
2. Intellect.
3. A beautiful appearance.
4. A kind, loving manner.
5. The ability to cook.
6. Loyalty.
7. So far, I've only found one with all the listed preresiquites.

*** 7 Things you say the most...
1. I love (the one I love).
2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
3. Yeah.
4. Heh.
5. You do that, and I'll report you to the authorities.
6. Grrrr.
7. Haha! Wow, you're dumb.
8. I shall crush you for your trangressions!

*** 7 Celeb or NOT-REAL crushes...

1. Okay, I love the following people like brothers, not lovers (no yaoi)
2. Gilbert Huph.
3. Grand Moff Tarkin.
4. Emperor Palpatine.
5. Mr. Burns.
6. Professor John Frink.
7. The Triad (Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Hernando Cortez) (Do they count as celebrities?)

*** 7 Favorite drinks...

1. Dr. Pepper.
2. Grape soda.
3. Chocolate milk.
4. The souls of Indian tribes.
5. The blood of infants.
6. Oh yeah, that's another thing I don't like: babies.
7. Water from the fountain of youth.

SEVEN THINGS I CAN'T (OR WON'T) DO:

1. Anything that violates my 42-page-long Code of Morals (my CoM)
2. That's about it. Boy, you should see all the rules in that CoM.
3. Really, that's all.
4. Uh-huh, I'll do anything else.
5. Okaaaaay...
6. So, umm.... Goodbye.
7. *Walks away*

SEVEN MOVIES I COULD (OR DO) WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN:

1. Phantom of the Opera.
2. The Incredibles.
3. Star Wars saga.
4. Lord of the Rings trilogy.
5. The Master of Disguise.
6. The Matrix Trilogy.
7. Troy.

SEVEN VIDEO GAMES THAT THE STORY JUST GRABS YOU:

1. Oblivion.
2. Morrowind.
3. Guitar Hero (wait, there is no story in that game, and I don't like it).
4. Any Star Wars game.
5. Most RPGs.
6. Most puzzle games.
7. That's it.

1. Do you like animals?

No, I despise them and want to kill them all.

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?

No, but I have done the opposite.

3. Are you athletic?

Who needs to be athletic when you have a Death Star or a bureaucracy?

4. Are you: thin, fat, athleticlly built etc:

At the lower end of average weight.

5. How much do you weigh?

120 lbs.

6. What's your height?

5'7 1/2".

7. Shoe size?

Varries from 9 to 11 by maker.

8. Girls- are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?

Insult my gender again and you'll feel my wrath.

9. Guys- Are you girly, or guyish?

Since I don't have two Y chromosomes (yet), I'm not a true man. But since bureaucrats are the true men in my eyes, I favor the masculine side.

10. How old are you?

I predate Caesar.

11. When's your birthday?

September 25th.

12. Do you like to receive giftart?

What the hell is giftart?

13. Are you sociable?

Pah! If by "sociable" you mean "try to conquer and submit everyone around me to my rule," then yes. Yes I am.

14. Do you have many friends?

I have six friends that I view as equals, dozens of superiors I consider friends, and everyone else I consider below me and therefore a lackey or on my hit list.

15. What's your race?

I am my view of the Aryan race. The next generation of man. I am the one true ethnicity. I am a BUREAUCRAT!!!!!

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?

Not really.

17. Are you single or taken?

I plead the fifth (draw together the clues for yourself, dumbass)

18. Do you eat meat?

HAHAHAHAHA! Of course! I want to eat vegetarians (sorry Steff).

19. Are you paranoid?

Yes, incredibly. *Pints to the suspicious teens at the corner* I don't trust them...

20. Do you read a lot?

YES!!!

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?

Movie soundtrack (it's actaully a genre), Classical music, some Country

22. Do you play any instruments?

I play the French Horn.

23.How long have you been drawing?

I used to draw until the sixteenth century, then Raphael stole my pencil.

24.Whats the meaning of life?

Hey, I heard a meaning: you're an idiot. Any truth to that?

25. Now tag five of your friends! They MUST take this quiz and post it in their journal!

Well, since I have one friend and she's already taken it, I can't do it.

The one I love